Credit to: Super Hottie Olivia Munn’s Hard Nips And Toned Tummy By: Aldo-vallon
Olivia Munn’s dress inexplicably reminds me of David Bowie album artwork and now I am depressed. She should know better than to wear something vaguely reminiscent of a semi-recently deceased pop icon whose songs I sometimes heard on the radio. If she thought that her hard nips would be enough to distract me from making that connection then she severely overestimates the power of her boobies. A woman needs boobs at least…three times bigger than those in order to accomplish levels of distraction that grand.
That is why spies all have huge racks. Man and woman alike are rocking world class boob jobs because it makes it easier to get past security. Believe it or not, a man with massive boobs is actually less likely to get questioned because the security guard will purposefully be averting their eyes from the walking oddity. For women, the security guards are too busy gawking to actually do their job.
So if there was ever a question as to whether or not Olivia Munn is a spy, the answer is most definitely no. We can all rest easy knowing Hollywood’s deepest and darkest secrets are safe around her, she only played a fake news correspondent on T.V.
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